clownsuggest:

clown noses r….poisonous PLEASE . do not tuch

dankmemesreasonforliving:

oscartorresblog:

Amante / Melodrama

kisamas:

kisamas:

potion that makes you breathe

ginger-ale-official:

meatyogre:

nasundertale:

girl on the bus next to me: ive only eaten things that start with b today

that is how i want to live my life

She was warning you about the fate of the bus you were all in

philosophyshitscribble:

ayellowbirds:

thecryptocreep:

catchymemes:

Snowing at sea

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean???
Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

it feels like it goes on for infinity in all directions

@cabeza-de-fresa

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

you ever go fuck it and slap your own ass

not in a horny way more like a cowboy slapping his horses hindquarters to jostle it along but in this scenario you are both horse and rider combined into one vaguely stressed and very fast creature

dirtyminder:

lll-ll-ll-lll:

jaiology:

Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny

Pretty accurate, yup.

personal

twistedhellknight52:

*giggles cutely* im going to snap